how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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