I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
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There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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