His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
operation have a gay friend backfired
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
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It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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