Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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