Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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