Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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