HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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