dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
NoShamevember. You game?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
