I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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