Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I checked into jail on foursquare
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
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