Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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