Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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