What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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