I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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