mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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