well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
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