I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
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