You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Randomize
