ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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