the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Mom said you looked used
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
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