i don't plan on having that self control this summer
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
Randomize
