shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
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