Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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