I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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