Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I am mentally ready for anal.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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