i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
its liver damage thursday
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