escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
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