Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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