Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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