fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
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I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
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Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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