i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I don't think brook has ever known best
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
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did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
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Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How did I end up in the pool?!
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
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