I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
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don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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