Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Randomize
