If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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