we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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