ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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