Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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