Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Randomize
