Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
All the doctor said was why
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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