WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
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omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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