But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
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