Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
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