If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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