let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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