I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
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You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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