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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.

(724): View more from Pennsylvania

That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling

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(636): View more from Missouri

I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes

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(805): View more from California

bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me

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(850): View more from Florida

Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.

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(347): View more from New York

Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?

(1-347): View more from New York

Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.

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