I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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