ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
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