Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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