she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Randomize
