Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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