...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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