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ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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