theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
P.S. I can't hear my feet
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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