Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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