Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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