fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
im on a boat
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