You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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