also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
