I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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