we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
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